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Super Rad Awesome YOFFO! Link of Today

Well it is 75 in Austin right now but in an hour a huge storm is going to blow in and make it 30, and rainy, and terrible. If you are dealing with this shite weather then this link might help you
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enjoy ya'll

Mom Microwaves Baby

There has to be better ways of warming up your baby hahaha. Talk about a real like dead baby joke. A woman in Dayton, Ohio was charged today in the death of her month old baby. Crazy woman put her child in a microwave, and zapped that sucker. Sick lady.
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Top 100 TV Catch Phrases - By TVLand

Saw this on CNN.com today

- "Aaay" (Fonzie, "Happy Days")

- "And that's the way it is" (Walter Cronkite, "CBS Evening News")

- "Ask not what your country can do for you ..." (John F. Kennedy)

- "Baby, you're the greatest" (Jackie Gleason as Ralph Kramden, "The Honeymooners")

- "Bam!" (Emeril Lagasse, "Emeril Live")

- "Book 'em, Danno" (Steve McGarrett, "Hawaii Five-O")

- "Come on down!" (Johnny Olson, "The Price is Right")

- "Danger, Will Robinson" (Robot, "Lost in Space")

- "De plane! De plane!" (Tattoo, "Fantasy Island")

- "Denny Crane" (Denny Crane, "Boston Legal")

- "Do you believe in miracles?" (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics)

- "D'oh!" (Homer Simpson, "The Simpsons")

- "Don't make me angry ..." (David Banner, "The Incredible Hulk")

- "Dyn-o-mite" (J.J., "Good Times")

- "Elizabeth, I'm coming!" (Fred Sanford, "Sanford and Son")

- "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver ..." (Eddie Haskell, "Leave it to Beaver")

- "God'll get you for that" (Maude, "Maude")

- "Good grief" (Charlie Brown, "Peanuts" specials)

- "Good night, and good luck" (Edward R. Murrow, "See It Now")

- "Good night, John Boy" ("The Waltons")

- "Have you no sense of decency?" (Joseph Welch to Sen. McCarthy)

- "Heh heh" (Beavis and Butt-head, "Beavis and Butthead")

- "Here it is, your moment of Zen" ("The Daily Show")

- "Here's Johnny!" (Ed McMahon, "The Tonight Show")

- "Hey now!" (Hank Kingsley, "The Larry Sanders Show")

- "Hey HEY hey!" (Dwayne Nelson, "What's Happening!!")

- "Hey hey HEEY!" (Fat Albert, "Fat Albert")

- "Holy (whatever), Batman!" (Robin, "Batman")

- "Holy crap!" (Frank Barone, "Everybody Loves Raymond")

- "Homey don't play that!" (Homey the Clown, "In Living Color")

- "How sweet it is!" (Jackie Gleason, "The Jackie Gleason Show")

- "How you doin'?" (Joey Tribbiani, "Friends")

- "I can't believe I ate the whole thing" (Alka Seltzer ad)

- "I know nothing!" (Sgt. Schultz, "Hogan's Heroes")

- "I love it when a plan comes together" (Hannibal, "The A-Team")

- "I want my MTV!" (MTV ad)

- "I'm Larry, this is my brother Darryl ..." (Larry, "Newhart")

- "I'm not a crook ..." (Richard Nixon)

- "I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV" (Vicks Formula 44 ad)

- "I'm Rick James, bitch!" (Dave Chappelle as Rick James, "Chappelle's Show")

- "Is that your final answer?" (Regis Philbin, "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire")

- "It keeps going and going and going ..." (Energizer Batteries ad)

- "It takes a licking ..." (Timex ad)

- "Jane, you ignorant slut" (Dan Aykroyd to Jane Curtin, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Just one more thing ..." (Columbo, "Columbo")

- "Let's be careful out there" (Sgt. Esterhaus, "Hill Street Blues")

- "Let's get ready to rumble!" (Michael Buffer, various sports events)

- "Live long and prosper" (Spock, "Star Trek")

- "Makin' whoopie" (Bob Eubanks, "The Newlywed Game")

- "Mom always liked you best" (Tommy Smothers, "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour")

- "Never assume ..." (Felix Unger, "The Odd Couple")

- "Nip it!" (Barney Fife, "The Andy Griffith Show")

- "No soup for you!" (The Soup Nazi, "Seinfeld")

- "Norm!" ("Cheers")

- "Now cut that out!" (Jack Benny, "The Jack Benny Program")

- "Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" (Stan and Kyle, "South Park")

- "Oh, my nose!" (Marcia Brady, "The Brady Bunch")

- "One small step for man ..." (Neil Armstrong)

- "Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?" (Grey Poupon ad)

- "Read my lips: No new taxes!" (George H.W. Bush)

- "Resistance is futile" (Picard as Borg, "Star Trek: The Next Generation")

- "Say good night, Gracie" (George Burns, "The Burns & Allen Show")

- "Schwing!" (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy" (Lloyd Bentsen to Dan Quayle)

- "Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids" (Trix cereal ad)

- "Smile, you're on 'Candid Camera' " ("Candid Camera")

- "Sock it to me" ("Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In")

- "Space, the final frontier ..." (Capt. Kirk, "Star Trek")

- "Stifle!" (Archie Bunker, "All in the Family")

- "Suit up!" (Barney Stinson, "How I Met Your Mother")

- "Tastes great! Less filling!" (Miller Lite beer ad)

- "Tell me what you don't like about yourself" (Dr. McNamara and Dr. Troy, "Nip/Tuck")

- "That's hot" (Paris Hilton, "The Simple Life")

- "The thrill of victory, the agony of defeat" (Jim McKay, "ABC's Wide World of Sports")

- "The tribe has spoken" (Jeff Probst, "Survivor")

- "The truth is out there" (Fox Mulder, "The X-Files")

- "This is the city ..." (Sgt. Joe Friday, "Dragnet")

- "Time to make the donuts" ("Dunkin' Donuts" ad)

- "Two thumbs up" (Siskel & Ebert, "Siskel & Ebert")

- "Up your nose with a rubber hose" (Vinnie Barbarino, "Welcome Back, Kotter")

- "We are two wild and crazy guys!" (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, "Saturday Night Live")

- "Welcome to the O.C., bitch" (Luke, "The O.C.")

- "Well, isn't that special?" (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, "Saturday Night Live")

- "We've got a really big show!" (Ed Sullivan, "The Ed Sullivan Show")

- "Whassup?" (Budweiser ad)

- "What you see is what you get!" (Geraldine, "The Flip Wilson Show")

- "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" (Arnold Drummond, "Diff'rent Strokes")

- "Where's the beef?" (Wendy's ad)

- "Who loves you, baby?" (Kojak, "Kojak")

- "Would you believe?" (Maxwell Smart, "Get Smart")

- "Yabba dabba do!" (Fred Flintstone, "The Flintstones")

- "Yada, yada, yada" ("Seinfeld")

- "Yeah, that's the ticket" (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, "Saturday Night Live")

- "You eeeediot!" (Ren, "Ren & Stimpy")

- "You look mahvelous!" (Billy Crystal as Fernando, "Saturday Night Live")

- "You rang?" (Lurch, "The Addams Family")

- "You're fired!" (Donald Trump, "The Apprentice")

- "You've got spunk ..." (Lou Grant, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show")

RADIOHEAD LIVE! NEXT 24 HRS ON YOFFO! RADIO!

That's right 8 times during the next 24 hours we are playing Radiohead's last gig in amsterdam!!!! This was obviously there last gig of their 2006 Tour!!! Which mean's what? New Songs!!! Listen in now or when available!!!!!!!!!!!
We Love Radiohead
You Should TOO!
Booyeah

Radiohead's Jonny Greenwood Wins Composer of the Year!

All Hail Radiohead and All Hail Jonny Greenwood! The Radiohead guitarist/magic man recently won the composer of the year award from the BBC! Prooving once again, everything about Radiohead is awesome!

YOFFO! Thanksgiving Radio Update!

Okay so here is what is going to be going down for the rest of the night on YOFFO! Radio. The feed will actually be going down for an hour and a half so I can record a Thanksgiving show for you all to listen to. After the show I will be choosing the songs in a live DJ Set for the following atleast couple of hours, maybe longer. So here is the official Schedule!
7:30 PM-9:ooPM EST - YOFFO! Radio Will be Down
9:00 PM-9:50PM EST - YOFFO! Radio Thanksgiving Show
9:50 PM-12:00AM EST - YOFFO! Radio Live DJ set
12:00 AM - Whenever - More Music!
Check it out ya'll!

YOFFDate Thanksgiving 1

Well, once again I hope everyone is having a good day and I hope you are enjoying YOFFO! Radio. If you aren't listening in, then listen now.
Tons of Football today
Tons of Booze
Tons of Potential Fun

Happy Thanksgiving

Hope everyone is having a good thanksgiving. YOFFO! Radio is still up and running so listen in!

YOFFO! Radio IS UP FOR THANKSGIVING

CHECK IT OUT!!!! Also watch for hourly and bihourly updates here as I drink myself into oblivion! haha I might also be doing some live DJing on YOFFO! Radio. I will also explain what's going down on yoffo radio when I wake up, sometime. Give it a listen!

Tenacious D Pick of Destiny review/What's Goin on With YOFFO! Radio!

Okay I have a lot of work to do to get YOFFO! Radio up for Thanksgiving for all of you to enjoy. Anyways I did go see the Tenacious D movie today and it was great! I think it really helps when you are a fan of Tenacious D. I have been into them since the HBO show so some of the scenes in the movie really make you laugh because they are familiar. If you aren't that familiar with Tenacious D then this movie will be funny but maybe not a classic. All in all I would give this film an 85/100. I think you all should see the movie, it is worth the money.
As far as YOFFO! Radio Thanksgiving Show is concerned I am going through about 90% of the CDs I still have and importing atleast 1 song off each. Now I have to warn you all I have lost a ton of CDs and so you may question shit when you listen but it is a wide mix of all kinds of music, so enjoy! Right now I am only about 5% done with the importing so it may be not till like 4 AM EST before the show starts. I will post several times within the next 24 hours giving updates to you all. I am pretty excited about it, hope you will give it a listen.
-Briley Style

Tenacious D Pick of Destiny Out Today!

I think I said last friday that the Tenacious D movie "Pick of Destiny" was coming out but I was wrong it is out TODAY! I will definately be checking out the movie today. After I get back I will write a small review and give you a little preview of what is going to be going down tonight and all day tomorrow on the YOFFO! Radio Thanksgiving Special.

Tenacious D Tuesday on YOFFO! Radio

Check it out! Link to the right under um.,...links

Kramer Gone Wild

This makes me uncomfortable, which many things don't. I don't want to sound like a hippy or some left wing nut, but Michael Richards does go toooo far on this rant. This is what happened when a black heckler interupted his show. Yikes.

Murdering Murderer Gets the KNIFE

Well by now all of you have heard about the "If I did it" book and TV special. Well the Juice won't be having his TV time or Book time anymore. It all got cancelled. Best for everyone probably.
Sorry Juice.
Don't kill me.
-Briley Style

Briley Style on YOFFO! Radio Sneak Peak, Now!

What's up everyone, I hope everyone has had a dreamy/awesome Saturday, Starting in about 2 minutes 2:15 AM EST and for the next atleast 8 hours I will be debuting a BRAND NEW Briley Style Radio Show (Podcast) on YOFFO! Radio. It is a 5 parter, and will be playing on loop for atleast the next 8 hours. Check it out ya'll!!! Click the YOFFO! Radio link to the right to listen in. Problems? Go to www.shoutcast.com to get your problems fixed!
-Briley Style

PBJ Time

Back To Freak You Out!

News:
There is a Scot band called "The View" that are going to release their first album soon. This should go over well in the U.S.

O.J. Simpson is going to release a book, I think, telling how he would have killed his ex-wife and her friend.

90% of "Indie Rock" Sucks

Microsoft releases the new Zoom mp3 Ipod wanna be, I hope and think this will be and should be a complete failure. Don't mess with the king (apple)

YOFFO! Radio will be down most of the next week, but, there will be a 24 hour Thanksgiving show complete with a new YOFFO! Podcast!

Radiohead Recording Update!

Radiohead just finished sessions at Tottenham House. I am not quite sure how long the sessions were but we do know there were two seperate sessions. Radiohead has to be close to finishing recording soon. What does this mean?
Hopefully some fucking official news on the album. This also may mean a holiday webcast(which they did the winter before releasing Hail to the Thief and Kid A). So hopefully we can post some real Radiohead news here soon! If you want to check out some pics from their recording process click here! Also make sure to check out Ateaseweb!

"For Your Consideration" New Film By Christopher Guest!

Rumsfeld is Out, Britney is Single

WATCH OUT FOR THE FREAK OUT YA'LL

YOFFO! Radio Yoffdate!

Well the blaxploitation night was a huge success! Hope some of you got to hear it, great tunes. I just wanted to let you know what's going on for the next 11 hours. It is now 3am est, blaxploitation is going on for another about 45 minutes then the complete first season of the yoffo! podcasts, then the complete 6 episodes of briley style podcast, followed by a special edition of Chihookah, after all the casts I will be replaying everything which will go through tomorrow afternoon. LISTEN NOW!

Election Night Mean Blaxploitation Night on YOFFO! Radio!

Well I hope you all survived this election day. While you are thinking about the future of this place listen to some great, wonderful music! Blaxploitation at it's best! These artists are the best at what they do, and you will love it! Tune in now! Either click here or click the link to the right. If you are having troubles go to this link and they will help your dumb craker asses out!
-briley style (DJ)

Don't Vote

The First 4 Minutes of Borat

Borat is number one!

Where's "Viva La Bam"? Most importantly where is Don Vito?

I believe it has almost been two years since the last season of Viva La Bam. I will admit, I love the show. Not so much Bam Margera and his crew doing crazy shit. I have the new Jack Ass movie to take care of that need, but, I just love Bam's uncle "Don Vito." He is so hilarious, naturally. I mean, I know he probably has high blood pressure, and is really fat so he can't have all that much longer to live, thus we need as much footage as possible of this classic comedy blob. That was quite a run on sentence, I think. Anyways, MTV bring back this show, and GOD DAMMIT release DVDS of The State!
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By the way people if you are tuning into YOFFO! Radio tonight I have changed the format of tonights radio show, I am not just playing full albums that I love, so fuck you. Listen in though, if you like music.
-briley style

Tonight on YOFFO! Radio!

Starting now (5 PM EST) There will be 10 Hours of Awesome party music. Tune in now!
Happy Saturday

RIGHT NOW ON YOFFO! RADIO!

Yo, YOFFO! Radio is up (of course) right now and I am doing atleast a 2 hour live DJ set full of all the music I am digging right now. Who knows what will happen I am even going to play shit I haven't heard yet just because! So Make sure you check out YOFFO! Radio right now. It's Friday night, party with your boy! Click here, or click the link to YOFFO! Radio in the links!
Happy Fridays!

BORAT OUT TODAY!

I just got back a little while ago from seeing "Borat" and it did not disapoint! It made fun of everyone which I loved, especially the psycho christians haha. It had everything from simple jokes to disturbing disgusting scenes. I suggest everyone see this movie right now!
-briley style

Free Duane "Dog" Chapman - Dog the Bounty Hunter

One of my top 5 TV shows right now is Dog The Bounty Hunter on A&E. Now don't get me wrong, I watch it under pure amusement. Months ago "Dog" was arrested for a bust he did in Mexico that made him famous. On his website there is a webpage set up for the support of our great hero Dog. Click Here and check it out. Because he is the Dog the big bad dog. haha.

By the way make sure to check out YOFFO! Radio! Going back on the air(web stream) tomorrow at around 10 am (est). Word up everyone.
Cheers
-briley

BORAT IN 24 HOURS!

Friday the Borat film comes out all over the United States. Suave saw this movie in July and said it is the funniest movied he has ever seen. I think that is what he said. Anyways, make sure you check it out, it is so YOFFO!

Also, Tomorrow at 10 AM EST YOFFO! Radio will be on the air all day with some of my favorite tunes. We may have some special shit for you tomorrow evening.
peace out bitches.

!!!Steven Seagal!!!

I was watching the television today and I stopped on a station that was airing an interview with Steven Seagal, as anyone would. The man of the century was talking about his MUSIC and an album he was about to release. Then show played a video of him performing. Pure GOLD! Who knew, the greatest actor never to win an Academy Award has a band. They are touring everywhere except the United States, which is a shame I would love to laugh at this. If I didn't find this picture of the album cover I know no one would believe me. By the way YOFFO! Radio is down right now but will be back in a couple hours (11 pm EST). Make sure to tune in!

Queen! All Day Long on YOFFO! Radio!

That's right people everyone's favorite band Queen. Listen to all their great songs on YOFFO! Radio. Listen Now! Click on the YOFFO! Radio link under the link section.

One last HALLOWEEN UPDATE Dealing with YOFFO! Radio!

First things first I cannot believe I put the wrong hear in the subject line of the last post. Anyways I will be live DJing until 3AM EST, 2AM CENT, 1 AM MOUNT, 12AM WEST. I am drunk and loving it. Tune in! Click The YOFFO! RADIO! link to the right of this post in the Links Section or Click Here(Shout Cast) and Search YOFFO. If you are having any problems listening click here, they will help you out. It will be worth it. It's a party bitches, one last time, Happy Halloween!

Here Briley Style DJ Live 12:45 EST after "War of the Worlds" To finish this magical night!

What's good YOFFO! people? Briley Style here. I will be playing some of my favorite jams tonight in just about 20 minutes from 12:45 EST to 2:00 EST. Maybe longer who knows. Should be fun. Be sure to listen in! Either click the link to the right on this blog under the links section or go to Shout Cast! and search for YOFFO under the search section. If you are having troubles or whatevs go to Shout Cast and they can help you out! Check it Out Ya'll!
By the way after the live DJing We will have some great paranormal podcasts for you and more tunes, or whatevs. Check it out!
-Briley Style