The New War on Terror?

Well our wonderful government has done it again! We have a new enemy on the war on terror. North Korea? Iran? No, online gambling sites. According to our president, online gambling sites are nothing more than fronts for money launders from third world countries, who give their profits to terrorist organizations. Wonderful, watch out pokerstars.net or whatever your address is, our government is on to you. I hope you all have a wonderful Friday the 13th, I'm drunk, I hope you are too. Losers.
-Briley Style